Table for one
Table for one please and a dish of Peckham Water, the ’23 I think. Don’t bother with the cutlery I never use them. No need for a chair I’ll just sit on the table. I’ll flick my dish onto the floor if I need you. (From video)
The Phantom
“Excuse me waiter, I appear to have knocked my bowl on the floor. Hello! Waiter! Can you hear me. The service in this place has gone right downhill of late. Hello!”